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சிரிக்க மட்டுமே??

Dear Writers, இத்தளத்தில் எழுத விரும்புகிறவர்கள், mspublications1@gmail.com என்ற மின்னஞ்சலிலோ சைட் அட்மினின் (smteam) தனி செய்தியிலோ தொடர்பு கொள்ளவும்.தளத்தில் கதைகளை பதிவது எப்படி- விளக்கம்

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*IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT CURRENT TIMES.*.. *WHY, READ ON*??

*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
*Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.''
*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''
*Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...

*AND THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES!*
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The love story of Kamlesh and Kavita.

Kamlesh and Kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Kavita promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kavita's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Kavita the news she said: 'Kavita, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry'

Head Nurse is still recovering!!!
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I liked No. 6 the Best!!
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. ??

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" ?

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
????????

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" ??

????????
4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" ??

☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" ??

????????
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. ??????
 




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