Eswari kasirajan
முதலமைச்சர்
WIFE: honey let's play a game?
HUSBAND: ok, what is the game all about
WIFE: if I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room n touch the wall
And if I mention a bird you will run to the Right side of the room and touch the wall, if you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.
HUSBAND: ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smile) yes darling
HUSBAND: ok (stood up and was ready to run to any direction)
WIFE: are u ready?
HUSBAND: yes ready
WIFE: Turkey
It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.
MORAL LESSON: after God, fear nothing
except your wife’s intelligence!
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Effect of Whatsapp on the English language
Anil & Rani on Whatsapp
Anil : Hi dear.
Rani :
Anil : how are you .??
Rani : ??
Anil : missing me..?
Rani : ??
Anil : I'm not feeling well...
Rani : ?
Anil: How was your day..???
Rani : ?
Anil : are you busy.??
Rani :
Anil : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Rani: ??
Anil: is there anyone near you..??
Rani :
Anil : why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Rani :- ??
Anil : I heard you failed in English ??
Rani: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt tomorrow... I Passed away
Anil : hmmm lets go back to smileys pls ???
Rani:- ok dear, God blast you.
????
Next level of whatsapp language...????
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Boy :- I got a new job ?
Girl :- ???
Boy :- whats this ?
Girl:- CongRats ?
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Now this one will kill you........
?
Girl-what is ur education ?
Boy- ???
Girl-what ?
Boy - Engineering
?
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Girl : what is your name ?
Boy : ?
Girl : what nonsense.? ....your name is breadcoffee ?
Boy : no tube light my name is
..... bunty ?
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This one is killer smily
girl : what are u doing ?
.
.
boy : ??????
.
.
girl : what is this ????
.
.
.
.
.
boy : im eating PAN MASALA yaar....
??????
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Don't laugh alone ?
HUSBAND: ok, what is the game all about
WIFE: if I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room n touch the wall
And if I mention a bird you will run to the Right side of the room and touch the wall, if you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.
HUSBAND: ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smile) yes darling
HUSBAND: ok (stood up and was ready to run to any direction)
WIFE: are u ready?
HUSBAND: yes ready
WIFE: Turkey
It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.
MORAL LESSON: after God, fear nothing
except your wife’s intelligence!
?????
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Effect of Whatsapp on the English language
Anil & Rani on Whatsapp
Anil : Hi dear.
Rani :
Anil : how are you .??
Rani : ??
Anil : missing me..?
Rani : ??
Anil : I'm not feeling well...
Rani : ?
Anil: How was your day..???
Rani : ?
Anil : are you busy.??
Rani :
Anil : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Rani: ??
Anil: is there anyone near you..??
Rani :
Anil : why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Rani :- ??
Anil : I heard you failed in English ??
Rani: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt tomorrow... I Passed away
Anil : hmmm lets go back to smileys pls ???
Rani:- ok dear, God blast you.
????
Next level of whatsapp language...????
****
Boy :- I got a new job ?
Girl :- ???
Boy :- whats this ?
Girl:- CongRats ?
****************************
Now this one will kill you........
?
Girl-what is ur education ?
Boy- ???
Girl-what ?
Boy - Engineering
?
**********************************
Girl : what is your name ?
Boy : ?
Girl : what nonsense.? ....your name is breadcoffee ?
Boy : no tube light my name is
..... bunty ?
**********************************
This one is killer smily
girl : what are u doing ?
.
.
boy : ??????
.
.
girl : what is this ????
.
.
.
.
.
boy : im eating PAN MASALA yaar....
??????
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Don't laugh alone ?