Eswari kasirajan
முதலமைச்சர்
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Students go to an Engineering Viva Exam.
The first guy goes into the class, and the professor begins the Viva with a question...
Let's say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do?
Open the window... he answers.
Very good...the professor continues..
Now...The window has a surface of 1.5 m2...
The compartment has a volume of 12 m3...
The train speeds 80 kph to the west...
The south wind is blowing at 5 mps...
How quickly will the space be refreshed?
The student does not know the answer and fails the exam.
He gets out and tells the other students the question.
The second student goes in, and the professor begins with the question...
Lets say u r traveling by train and it's getting hot. What will you do?
Sir, I'll take off my coat... answers the student.
But It's very hot!...Continues the professor.
Then I'll Take off my shirt and my baniyan also.
But It's **** hot!...The professor adamantly insists.
Then I'll take off my pants and socks, Sir.
But You can't sit naked in the train!!!! They will report you to the police... said the angry professor.
The student confidently answers...
Sir, whatever happens, I am not going to open that window!
???
Life is Same!!!
20 years back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.
20 years back - Wanting to be class topper.
Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.
20 years back - Quarterly exams.
Today - Quarterly results.
20 years back - Annual exams.
Today - Annual appraisals.
20 years back - Pocket money.
Today - Salary.
20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups.
Today - Running after incentives and promotions.
20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today - Craving for the latest gadget in the market
20 years back - Crush on class mate.
Today - Crush on colleague.
20 years back - Fruity.
Today - Whisky.
So essentially nothing has changed except our Age....!!??
கணவன் : ஏண்டி.... உனக்கு எத்தனை வாட்டி தான் சொல்றது?? எப்போ பார்த்தாலும்.. என் car.. என் வீடு.. என் கட்டில்.. என் டேபிள்.. ன்னே சொல்லிக்கிட்டிருக்க... நம்ம car.. நம்ம வீடு... இப்படி சொல்லவேண்டியது தானே?? அது சரி...ரொம்ப நேரமா இப்போ என்ன தேடிக்கிட்டிருக்கிற??
மனைவி : நம்ம சுடிதாரை தேடிக்கிட்டிருக்கேன்
கணவன் : ?
Students go to an Engineering Viva Exam.
The first guy goes into the class, and the professor begins the Viva with a question...
Let's say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do?
Open the window... he answers.
Very good...the professor continues..
Now...The window has a surface of 1.5 m2...
The compartment has a volume of 12 m3...
The train speeds 80 kph to the west...
The south wind is blowing at 5 mps...
How quickly will the space be refreshed?
The student does not know the answer and fails the exam.
He gets out and tells the other students the question.
The second student goes in, and the professor begins with the question...
Lets say u r traveling by train and it's getting hot. What will you do?
Sir, I'll take off my coat... answers the student.
But It's very hot!...Continues the professor.
Then I'll Take off my shirt and my baniyan also.
But It's **** hot!...The professor adamantly insists.
Then I'll take off my pants and socks, Sir.
But You can't sit naked in the train!!!! They will report you to the police... said the angry professor.
The student confidently answers...
Sir, whatever happens, I am not going to open that window!
???
Life is Same!!!
20 years back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams.
Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.
20 years back - Wanting to be class topper.
Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.
20 years back - Quarterly exams.
Today - Quarterly results.
20 years back - Annual exams.
Today - Annual appraisals.
20 years back - Pocket money.
Today - Salary.
20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups.
Today - Running after incentives and promotions.
20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market.
Today - Craving for the latest gadget in the market
20 years back - Crush on class mate.
Today - Crush on colleague.
20 years back - Fruity.
Today - Whisky.
So essentially nothing has changed except our Age....!!??
கணவன் : ஏண்டி.... உனக்கு எத்தனை வாட்டி தான் சொல்றது?? எப்போ பார்த்தாலும்.. என் car.. என் வீடு.. என் கட்டில்.. என் டேபிள்.. ன்னே சொல்லிக்கிட்டிருக்க... நம்ம car.. நம்ம வீடு... இப்படி சொல்லவேண்டியது தானே?? அது சரி...ரொம்ப நேரமா இப்போ என்ன தேடிக்கிட்டிருக்கிற??
மனைவி : நம்ம சுடிதாரை தேடிக்கிட்டிருக்கேன்
கணவன் : ?
